Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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