you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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