What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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