talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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