Buhtt sex?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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