Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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