i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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