Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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