Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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