So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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