You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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