I think i peed on brittanys purse
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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