I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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