Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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