wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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