These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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