how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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