did you get engaged???
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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