Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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