think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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