I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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