I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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