i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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