Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm determined to sit on that face.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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