I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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