So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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