Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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