i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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