I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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