Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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