I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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