I think my vagina is haunted
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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