All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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