Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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