Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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