in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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