Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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