They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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