no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
