so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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