The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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