even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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