let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him