Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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