K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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