I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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