Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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