Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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