Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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