Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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