Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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