it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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