Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The beer is more important than you right now.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My penis needs a shock collar
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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