"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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