I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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