Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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