It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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